Best Names in APUSH:

Hamilton Fish
Hannibal Hamlin
Henry Clay Frick
Legal Tender Coxey
John "Bowie Knife" Potter
Cadwallader Washburn
Galusha Grow
Carrie A. Nation
Elijah Lovejoy
Oliver Hazard Perry
Sir Baron Mc Von Der Stanwienskewiecz
Samuel Gompers
Alice Paul
Fred Smoot
William Jennings Bryan
William Tecumseh Sherman (I'm related to him! -PO)
Terence V. Powderly

Jackson Stories:

Jackson had a pet parrot (named Poll) who only knew swear words. Following Jackson's death, the parrot was brought to the funeral ceremony, from which it was ejected for screeching obscenities.

On January 30, 1835, Jackson became the first president to have an attempt on his life made. The assassin was an insane house painter named Richard Lawrence, who pulled two pistols on the president, both of which misfired. After the pistols misfired, Jackson, who was 67 at the time, beat the man within an inch of his life with his famous hickory cane before the assassin was disarmed by other bystanders, one of whom was Davy Crockett. Lawrence was deemed not guilty on the grounds of insanity and spent the rest of his life in mental institutions.

Andrew Jackson was also part honey badger, and part terminator.

Andrew Jackson's soul, following his death, was reincarnated into the form of George S. Patton, who was a similarly colorful character. The major differences, other than timing and vocation (Patton stayed in the Army) were that most of what tact Jackson possessed was removed, with extra honey badger DNA and a faster temper added in their place.